I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
We need to get me chipped asap
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