check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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