I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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