it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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