your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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