he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Drunk is a universal language darling
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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