Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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