Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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