Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Randomize
