i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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