38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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