I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So. Much. Porn.
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