I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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