So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
