Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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