you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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