Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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