these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
He kissed a someone with a penis
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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