Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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