is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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