Having a random hookup so left but love u
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Randomize
