Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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