Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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