I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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