So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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