Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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