he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize
