I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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