dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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