The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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