just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
