You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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