I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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