It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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