Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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