sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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