Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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