that's an acceptable place to lick
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Dear god my vagina.
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