your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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