Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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