i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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