dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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