It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
they need to just BURY HIM!
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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