I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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