Ambien. No doubt about it.
You can't motorboat a personality
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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