New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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