The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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