If that was your dad, he is hot
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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