Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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