ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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